Keto Miracle Pie

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Keto Miracle Pie

20 minutes
Calories 640kcal

Ingredients

  • 1 cup almond flour (– use the super fine blanched stuff if you can find it, it turns out like a sugar cookie!)
  • 1/3 cup erythritol
  • 1/2 butter (a stick of)
  • 1 block cream cheese (– use the super fine blanched stuff if you can find it, it turns out like a sugar cookie!)
  • 1 package sugar free Jell-O Gelatin (– use the super fine blanched stuff if you can find it, it turns out like a sugar cookie!)
  • 1 cup heavy cream
  • 1/2 cup sour cream

Instructions

  • Preheat your oven to 350.
  • Microwave half a stick of butter for a few seconds to melt it.
  • Add almond flour and erythritol, mix together.
  • Don’t let your evil little kitten “help.”
  • Really, Lucifer? Lube up a pie pan (I used Pam) and pat the mixture out into it.
  • Stab it repeatedly with a fork, or else it will adhere to the bottom of the pan, no matter how much oil you used.
  • Bake for about 10 minutes, or until the edges turn golden brown and it looks, well, done.
  • Anyway, while it’s baking, dump everything else into a bowl and whip until it forms stiff peaks.
  • Use whatever flavor of jello you like.
  • I’ve made strawberry, cherry, orange, raspberry… the options are limitless.
  • Or well, limited by what flavors of jello you can find.
  • I bet key lime pie and lemon would be really good, if you liked those flavors.
  • I don’t, so I haven’t tried it.
  • My favorites are the orange (dreamsicle!!) and strawberry.
  • Then take that glorious, luridly-colored filling and dump that shit into your pie crust.
  • Just dump it all in there.
  • Smooth it out with a butter knife or a spatula, whatever.
  • Voila!!! Technically, your Miracle Pie is done at this point.
  • I ain’t even mad if you eat some of it (I do).
  • But it turns out even better if you let it set in the fridge for about an hour.
  • It gets denser and more delicious.
  • Now I hate having to add a disclaimer here, but it seems like I always get comments on how my calories and carbs and shit are off.
  • As you can tell, I used Neufchatel instead of full fat cream cheese, and my Kroger Natural sour cream has less carbs than most other sour creams I’ve found, etc etc.
  • So YMMV based on what exact ingredients you use.

Nutrition

Calories: 640kcal

Originally posted 2019-02-20 18:45:52.

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